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From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 24 Jul 94 14:01:36
Subj : 4HF
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* Forwarded by Andrey Dugin (2:5020/312)
* Area : TODAY.TREP (TODAY.TREP)
* From : Lesha Bogdanow, 2:5020/84.999 (Сpеда Июль 20 1994 15:07)
* To : All
* Subj : Мож кто не видел ?
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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) \\ (o o) (o o)
/-------\\ / /-------\\ / \\-------\\ / /-------\\ /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@\\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
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(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/-* /-------\\/ /-------\\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \\ )*)(\\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \\ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\\/|(/)(/\\/(,,/ \\)|(/\\/|)(/\\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
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(oo) (oo) \\ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\\/ /-oooooo-\\/ \\-------\\/ \\-------\\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
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(oo) U
/-------\\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\\/ *-------\\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
/\\ __
/ \\ ||
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SooS (oo) \\/ (oo)
/------S\\/S /-------\\/ /S /-------\\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\\ / \\/--------\\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\\ / /-----\\ /---- /-----------\\ /
/ || | \\/ / | | \\/ | / || | \\/
/ || |||| \\ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\\/\\ /\\/\\ /\\ /\\ /\\ /\\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
O__O \\_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__) (__)
(\\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(___)
(o o)
/------\\ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
| / /----\\----\\/ /-------\\/
/\\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
* ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowt in the Act low rider cow
(__) \\__\\ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\\/ ____\\___\\/ *+-------\\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
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(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\\/ /----\\/ /-------\\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
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(____)
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(oo) /-----'-\\/ `
/-------\\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\\ / /-------\\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---)
( )
/-----\\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \\ /
| | | / / \\ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Phone Bull
__________________________
}__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \\
(00) ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU )
:****** \\/ ==='\\___________________________/'
: # ##
##****##
"" ""
. /\\ . . : (__)
. / \\ . . : (xx)
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/ \\ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\\
. /| (oo) |\\ ** :
/ | /\\/\\ | \\ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \\ . * :
. / | | | | \\ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \\ . : * (__)
|______| ^^ |______| . : \\ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \\-------\\/
. /_\\ /_\\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\\/ /------\\/ /------\\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
\\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\\-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/ /-------\\/
/| |\\ / / \\ / \\ / / \\ \\
//||----||\\\\ * //------\\\\ * \\\\--// * \\\\----\\\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
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(oo) (__) o * (__)
\\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \\____ /-------\\/(__ o=o=o=|------\\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
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( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\\ /\\_ ^
/\\_| /\\/\\ |_/\\ / \\ \\\\/ O \\//
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( OO
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\\O collection! Send them to: ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
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\\_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z
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Thanks to EVERYONE who contributed COWS!
PLEASE DISTRIBUTE THIS FILE WIDELY -- IT IS *NOT* COPYRIGHTED.
(Besides, this is a classic that NO ONE should miss!)
- ERIC -
(__) Eric W. Tilenius
(oo)
/-------\\/ President, Princeton Planetary Society
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* ||----|| 609-734-7677 // ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
С наилучшими пожеланиями,
Леша
-+- GoldED 2.42.G0214+
+ Origin: Boggy Place (2:5020/84.999)
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Hello Mikel!
Вcем пpивет ,Andrey.
-+- Оголтелый Дедан 2.42.G1114+
+ Origin: ░░▒▒▓▓▓██ STATION of PEPSI ██▓▓▓▒▒░░(01:00-08:00,<<<) (2:5020/312)
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Mikel
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* Origin: authorized Arvid dealer, инфоpмация по запpосу (2:5020/35.1)
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