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From : Dmitry Zavalishin                   2:5020/32       28 Jun 94  16:56:36
Subj : Имя каталога!                                                           
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Hello All.

I think, this message from area NICE.SOURCES seems to be interesting:

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From : Vova Patryshev, 2:5030/119 (22 Jun 94 09:24)
To   : All
Subj : Имя каталога!
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* Forwarded by Vova Patryshev (2:5030/119)
* Area : SPB.HUMOR
* From : Kirill Shirokov, 2:5030/31 (20 Jun 94 17:23)
* To   : Nicolas Rodionov
* Subj : Имя каталога!
=============================================================================
   Saluton, Nicolas!

a hacked msg from Nicolas Rodionov to World:

ES>> Гораздо клевее создавать русские названия латинскими
ES>> буквами, как то директории: PA3BPAT, CEKC, HAPKOTA, TPABKA и т.д.
HD> ДЕРЬМО
NR> ^  ^
NR> И где вы нашли такие латинские буквы, молодой человек?

Получите, ежели не видовали еще:

{***********************************************************

Program :  OH TOPMO3
Version :  1.1
Released:  25 May 1993
Author  :  Kirill Shirokov
             The Future Hackers Co.
CoAuthor:  Dmitry Moskovich

 This program illustrates visual effect, when english
 combinations of characters looks like russian text.
 Original idea was researched by Viacheslav Slavinsky
 (Some years ago he wrote genius line: KACEKOB - TOPMO3).

 Copyright by The Future Hackers Co., 1993
 All rights reserved.

************************************************************}

program OH_TOPMO3;

uses
 CRT;

const
 MHOrO_TEKCTOB         = 15;
 nPOPEXA               = nil;

type
 A_KTO_EBO_3HAET       = (HO_KTO_TO_BEgb_3HAET, BCE_ETO_BECbMA_CTPAHHO);

 HyMEP                 = Byte;

 CTPOKA                = String[15];

 TEKCTuK               = record
                           OHA: CTPOKA;
                           TOPMO3: HyMEP;
                         end;

 TAM_ABTOMAT           = ^ABTOMAT;

 ABTOMAT               = object
                           MOE_X, MOE_Y: HyMEP;
                           TEKCTOB_BCEBO: HyMEP;
                           TEKCTbl: array[1..MHOrO_TEKCTOB] of TEKCTuK;
                           KAKOE: HyMEP;
                           TOPMO3uM: HyMEP;
                           XPEH_EMy: TAM_ABTOMAT;

                           constructor BOT_EBOHOE_MECTO(X, Y: HyMEP);
                           procedure BOH_ETOT_XPEH(KOMy_XPEH: TAM_ABTOMAT);
                           procedure ETO_CTPOKA(OHA_CAMA: CTPOKA;
                                                EE_TOPMO3: HyMEP);
                           procedure BblBOg;
                         end;

 XMblPb                = object
                           HE_KACEKOB: A_KTO_EBO_3HAET;
                           KTO_TAM_CAMOE_TAKOE: TAM_ABTOMAT;

                           constructor Hy_HuKAK_MHE_EBO_HE_HA3BATb;
                           procedure B_nyTb;
                           procedure u_EBO_TO3E (uMEHHO_ETO_MOXHATOE_OHO_CAMOE:
TAM_ABTOMAT);
                       end;


procedure BAM_TEMHO;
begin
 ClrScr;
end;


procedure TOPMO3HyTb(CKOKO: HyMEP);
begin
 Delay(CKOKO);
end;


procedure rge_EMy_KBACuTb(EBO_X, EBO_Y: HyMEP);
begin
 GoToXY(EBO_X, EBO_Y);
end;


function WyXEP: Boolean;
begin
 WyXEP := KeyPressed;
end;


constructor ABTOMAT.BOT_EBOHOE_MECTO(X, Y: HyMEP);
begin
 MOE_X           := X;
 MOE_Y           := Y;
 TEKCTOB_BCEBO   := 0;
 KAKOE           := 0;
 TOPMO3uM        := 0;
end;


procedure ABTOMAT.BOH_ETOT_XPEH(KOMy_XPEH: TAM_ABTOMAT);
begin
 XPEH_EMy := KOMy_XPEH;
end;


procedure ABTOMAT.ETO_CTPOKA(OHA_CAMA: CTPOKA; EE_TOPMO3: HyMEP);
begin
 if TEKCTOB_BCEBO < MHOrO_TEKCTOB then begin
   Inc(TEKCTOB_BCEBO);
   with TEKCTbl[TEKCTOB_BCEBO] do begin
     OHA    := OHA_CAMA;
     TOPMO3 := EE_TOPMO3;
   end;
 end;
end;


procedure ABTOMAT.BblBOg;
begin
 if TEKCTOB_BCEBO > 0 then begin
   if TOPMO3uM = 0 then begin
     Inc(KAKOE);
     if KAKOE > TEKCTOB_BCEBO then KAKOE := 1;
     rge_EMy_KBACuTb(MOE_X, MOE_Y);
     with TEKCTbl[KAKOE] do begin
        Write(OHA);
        TOPMO3uM := TOPMO3;
     end;
   end;
   Dec(TOPMO3uM);
 end;
end;


constructor XMblPb.Hy_HuKAK_MHE_EBO_HE_HA3BATb;
begin
 KTO_TAM_CAMOE_TAKOE := nPOPEXA;
 HE_KACEKOB := BCE_ETO_BECbMA_CTPAHHO;
end;


procedure XMblPb.u_EBO_TO3E(uMEHHO_ETO_MOXHATOE_OHO_CAMOE: TAM_ABTOMAT);
begin
 if KTO_TAM_CAMOE_TAKOE = nPOPEXA then begin
   KTO_TAM_CAMOE_TAKOE := uMEHHO_ETO_MOXHATOE_OHO_CAMOE;
   uMEHHO_ETO_MOXHATOE_OHO_CAMOE^.XPEH_EMy := uMEHHO_ETO_MOXHATOE_OHO_CAMOE;
 end
 else begin
   uMEHHO_ETO_MOXHATOE_OHO_CAMOE^.XPEH_EMy := KTO_TAM_CAMOE_TAKOE^.XPEH_EMy;
   KTO_TAM_CAMOE_TAKOE^.XPEH_EMy := uMEHHO_ETO_MOXHATOE_OHO_CAMOE;
 end;
end;


procedure XMblPb.B_nyTb;
var
 ETOT_PAXuT: TAM_ABTOMAT;

begin
 ETOT_PAXuT := KTO_TAM_CAMOE_TAKOE;

 while not WyXEP do
   with ETOT_PAXuT^ do begin
     BblBOg;
     ETOT_PAXuT := XPEH_EMy;
     rge_EMy_KBACuTb(1, 10);
     TOPMO3HyTb(10);
   end;
end;


procedure BAM_XOPOWO;
begin
 BAM_TEMHO;
 WriteLN('OH TOPMO3 v1.0  Copyright The Future Hackers, 1993');
 WriteLN(' . Written by Kirill Shirokov and Dmitry Moskovich, May 93');
 WriteLN;
end;


var
 EBO_3EHKu,
 EBO_HOC,
 EBO_POT,
 EBO_XBOCT      : ABTOMAT;

 KACEKOB       : XMblPb;


begin
 with KACEKOB do begin
   Hy_HuKAK_MHE_EBO_HE_HA3BATb;
   with EBO_3EHKu do begin
     BOT_EBOHOE_MECTO(1, 1);
     ETO_CTPOKA('-  -', 20);
     ETO_CTPOKA('o  o', 3);
     ETO_CTPOKA('O  O', 16);
     ETO_CTPOKA('0  0', 23);
     ETO_CTPOKA('O  O', 14);
     ETO_CTPOKA('o  o', 5);
   end;
   u_EBO_TO3E(@EBO_3EHKu);

   with EBO_HOC do begin
     BOT_EBOHOE_MECTO(1, 2);
     ETO_CTPOKA(' .. ', 21);
     ETO_CTPOKA(' oo ', 16);
   end;
   u_EBO_TO3E(@EBO_HOC);

   with EBO_POT do begin
     BOT_EBOHOE_MECTO(1, 3);
     ETO_CTPOKA(' -- ', 22);
     ETO_CTPOKA(' == ', 4);
     ETO_CTPOKA('-==-', 6);
     ETO_CTPOKA('/--\\', 19);
     ETO_CTPOKA('----', 16);
     ETO_CTPOKA('\\==/', 21);
     ETO_CTPOKA('----', 3);
   end;
   u_EBO_TO3E(@EBO_POT);

   BAM_TEMHO;
   B_nyTb;
   BAM_XOPOWO;
 end;
end.

{***********************************************************}

. Take it as it comes,
  SHQ
-+-
+ Origin: the eternal decades (2:5030/31)
=============================================================================


Dear All,


Best wishes,
Vova

^-^ edlin 2.42.G1218+
$ MolchiGin: SWAP drop, SPB, Russia (2:5030/119)

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Dmitry


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* Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32)






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