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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 09 Jun 94 21:28:06 Subj : Г.Остер по-американски ;) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113) * Area : REL.HUMOR (REL.HUMOR) * From : victor@arguss.msk.su, 2:50/128 (Tuesday June 07 1994 09:35) * To : All * Subj : Math test ============================================================================= X-RealName: Victor L. Zefirov @Organization: Joint Stock Company ArgusSoft Hi All! Вот получил тут письмишко от приятеля из Калифорнии. Решил поделиться со всем читающим сообществом :-) Date: Monday, June 06, 1994 10:12AM City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam Extra Credit if work shown Name: ___________________________ Gang: _______________________________ 1. Johnny has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload? 2. Jose has 2 onces of cocaine and he sells a 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it ? 3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit? 4. Jaronie wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need? 5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, How many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800? 6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison. For extra credit how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent hs money? 7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how mant letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint? 8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? -$- |----------"We do networking like a breeze!"------------------------- |Best Regards! Zefirov Victor Voice (095)288 21 45 |"ArgusSoft Company" sales manager 288 36 02 |E-mail victor@arguss.msk.su BBS (095)288-2377 Fax (095)971 62 83 === + Origin: Joint Stock Company ArgusSoft (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Ручка шариковая, цена 2.42.G0214+ * Origin: Minas Anor (FidoNet 2:5020/113)
