Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Basil Dolmatov 2:5020/50.40 01 Jan 94 00:10:50 Subj : НЕСКОЛЬКО ШТАТОВСКИХ ШУТОК В СТИЛЕ ПОРУТЧИКОВ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Basil Dolmatov (2:5020/50.40) * Area : COMMONPLACE (COMMONPLACE) * From : Vic Roitberg, 2:5020/52.65 (Friday December 31 1993 19:41) * To : All * Subj : ЕСКОЛЬКО ШТАТОВСКИХ ШУТОК В СТИЛЕ ПОРУТЧИКОВ... ============================================================================= Привет, All , Hесколько "шуток" для англоязычных порутчиков ... Если "в жилу", могу еще подбросить... @Copiright неизвестного поручика из Интернета * The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal - - a little bit of breast - a little bit of leg ..... and a lot of stuffing !!! * Treat the Bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500. * Forecast for Wedding... Expected development of Warm front, with extreme turbulence and moisture in lower regions. Good possibility of six inches overnight. Sun(son) is expected later on. * Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch instalments. * Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and She'll last for many years. * If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air. * Hope you honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One long hard route. * Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend). -+- TerminateMail + Origin: Excuse me, have I fu**ed you yet? (2:5020/52.65) ============================================================================= Hi, All! Cheers, Basil (The Edifying Cat) --- GoldED 2.41 * Origin: And our origin has been struck by lightning (FIDO 2:5020/50.40)
