Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 10 May 94 13:21:12 Subj : jokes ? (fwd) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello All. I think, this message from area L.DZ seems to be interesting: --------------------------- Start Cut ------------------------- From : olg@Relcom.EU.net, 2:50/128 (10 May 94 05:59) To : Dmitry Zavalishin Subj : jokes ? (fwd) --------------------------------------------------------------- Forwarded message: From: Yves Devillers <Yves.Devillers@inria.fr> To: eunet@eu.net, noc@eu.net Cc: fnet-tech@fnet.fr I found the following floating around between two mailer-daemon Just in case ... Yves. ------- Forwarded Message > > > % scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D > > > "Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found > > > > > > % ar m God > > > ar: God does not exist > > > > > > % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? > > > Unmatched". > > > > > > % ^How did the sex change^operation go? > > > Modifier failed. > > > > > > % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? > > > Too many ('s. > > > > > > % make love > > > Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. > > > > > > % sleep with me > > > bad character > > > > > > % got a light? > > > No match. > > > > > > % man: why did you get a divorce? > > > man:: Too many arguments. > > > > > > % ^What is saccharine? > > > Bad substitute. > > > > > > % %blow > > > %blow: No such job. > > > > > > % cat 'the can of tuna' > > > cat: cannot open the can of tuna > > > > > > $ mkdir matter; cat>matter > > > matter: cannot create > > > > > > $ drink <bottle; opener > > > bottle: cannot open > > > opener: not found --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- Dmitry --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32)
