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From : Mikel Lavrentyev                    2:5020/35.1     07 Apr 94  11:37:10
Subj : 386 TO 486                                                              
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* Forwarded by Dmitry Niqiforoff (2:5057/3)
* Area : SU.SOFTW (SU.SOFTW)
* From : Andrew Novikov, 2:5080/17 (Tuesday March 22 1994 12:43)
* To   : Vadim Shibanov
* Subj : 386 TO 486
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Hi Vadim!

12 Mar 94 22:57, Vadim Shibanov wrote to All:

[Bulldozer rode here]

VS>    Интересно, у кого-нибудь сработало ?

Если ты вот про это:

BLOKIT INNOVATIONS
Shareware product (C)1993
386/DX TO 486 DX2/66 CONVERTER
For more information, read the README.1ST
Please be patient...Weird characters at the bottom of your screen is NORMAL.
Reading ROM...
  Reading RAM...
Reading BIOS/CMOS...
Analyzing your system configuration...
Testing conventional RAM/EMS/XMS...
Reading DOS version...
Co-processor test...
Adding EMULATION 486...
CONVERTING FROM YOUR CONFIGURATION (386) to 486 /66MHZ.
Writing changes to memory...
Testing speed...
66 MHZ.   Successfull!
Processor type :386
Modifying CPU  (All changes are temporary, till' you reset computer)
Processor type :486-66
conversion successfull...
MATH CO-PROCESSOR EMULATION INSTALLED.
486-66 CPU INSTALLED.
CPU CO-PROCESSOR INSTALLED.
Done.  Your 386 has been converted to a 486-66!   Now you can
enjoy 486-66 speed, without paying extra money.
Resetting your computer will put it back to normal.

Шутка это. Мне тут уже предлагали написать конвертилку CPF 9pin в DeskJet 500.

With Best Regards Andrew.

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Hello Mikel!

 По-моему это достойно, чтобы попасть в HUMOR.FILTERED ;-)


 +DreamMaker+                                                [Team OS/2]

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Mikel

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