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From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 06 Apr 94 18:03:20
Subj : drinking
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* Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113)
* Area : REL.HUMOR (REL.HUMOR)
* From : roman@izhmark.udmurtia.su, 2:50/128 (Friday April 01 1994 15:55)
* To : All
* Subj : drinking
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,adPPYba,
a8" "8a
8b START d8
"8a a8"
`"YbbdP"'
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________V________
| |
| |
| Take Money from |
| Wallet and Hide |
| In Shoe |
| |
|_________________|
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________V________
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| |
| |
| Enter bar |<---------<
| | |
| | |
|_________________| |
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V |
,% %, ______|________
,% %, | |
,% Is %, NO | Leave bar |
,% someone %, | |
< about to buy >-->| for five |
'% a round? %' | |
'% %' | minutes |
'% %' |_______________|
'v'
| YES
________V________
| |
| |
| Join group |
| |
| at bar |
| |
|_________________|
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________V________
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| |
| Accept |
>----------->| |<----------------------<
| | drink | |
| | | |
| |_________________| |
| | |
| ________V________ |
| | | |
| | Drink two | |
| | | |
| >--->| mouthfuls | |
| | | | |
| | | of beer | |
| | |_________________| |
| | | |
| | V |
| | ,% %, _________________ |
| | ,% %, | | |
| | ,% Is %, | | |
| | ,% room %, YES| Lay down | |
| | < revolving? >-->| | |
| | '% %' | under table | |
| | '% %' | | |
| | '% %' |_________________| |
| | 'v' | |
| | | NO | |
| | V V |
| | ,% %, ,adPPYba, |
| | ,% %, a8" "8a |
| | ,% %, 8b STOP d8 |YES
| | NO ,% Is glass %, "8a a8" |
| <----< nearly > `"YbbdP"' ,% %,
| '% empty? %' ,% %,
| '% %' ,% %,
| '% %' ,% Does he %
| 'v' <--< buy a %
| | YES | '% round? %
| ________V________ NO | '% %'
| | | | '% %'
| | Leave bar | >------V 'v'
| | | | ^
| | for five |<----------< V____|______
| | | | | |
| | minutes | | | Insist it |
| |_________________| | | |
| | | | is his |
| ________V________ | | |
| | | | | round |
| | | | |____________|
| | Reenter | | ^
| | | | _____|______
| | bar | | | |
| | | | | Choose |
| |_________________| | | most |
YES | | | | drunken |
| V | | member of |
,% %, ,% %, | | group |
,% %, ,% Has %, | |____________|
,% Is %, ,% a more %, | ^
% someone %, YES ,% affluent %, | _____|______
% about to ><--< group formed > | | |
% buy another%' '% at the %' | | Examine |
'% round? %' '% bar? %' | | wallet and |
'% %' '% %' | | lament |
'v' 'v' | | lack of |
| | | NO | cash |
NO | V NO | |____________|
| ,% %, ,% %, ^
| ,% %, ,% %, |
| ,% Has %, ,% Have %, |
| ,% old group %, NO ,% you now %, |
>----------->< bought new >->< now left the >--^YES
'% round? %' '% bar three %'
'% %' '% times? %'
'% %' '% %'
'v' 'v'
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Hello All!
Best regards, Boris
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* Origin: Minas Anor (FidoNet 2:5020/113)
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