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From : Mikel Lavrentyev                    2:5020/35.1     04 Apr 94  19:40:56
Subj : Re: !(all hail the MS inteface)                                         
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* Forwarded by Peter Sobolev (2:5030/84)
* Area : ALT.FOLKLORE.COMPUTERS (Usenet echoes)
* From : koos@kzdoos.hacktic.nl
* To   : All
* Subj : Re: !(all hail the MS inteface)
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dagbrown@iia.org (Dave Brown) writes:

[about DOS 5]

>And it
>also doesn't include any of the evil things in DOS 6, like MemRemover
>and DoubleCorruption.

I made a list once :

-$- cut here ---

The new MicroSoft MS-DOS 6.0 comes complete with the following nice utils :

Dos Hell
- The user interface from hell. Makes you want to go back to the command line
crying ("Mammy, mammy, I want to type COPY !!").

TroubleSpace
- Gives extra space by wiping out entiry partitions.

MemFaker
- You'll have bytes in places you'd never expect them. Just can't use them.

TwartDrive
- Now you can loose your data twice as fast or just delayed.

MS Attract Virus
- It doesn't even detect [Windows].

MS BarfUp
- Any data that survived so far can be backed up into never never land.

DeWreck
- All parts of a file will be stored in the same sector.

WreckDisk
- Loose those excess clusters and loose other things too.

DelTree
- And there's not even a print manager to kill trees.

-$- ereh tuc ---

Share and enjoy.

                                            Grtx. KH

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Hello Mikel!

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Mikel

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