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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 21 Mar 94 10:42:00 Subj : 4 h.f. - Читаю я почту пpо Гуся и вижу .... ;) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113) * Area : SU.HUMOR (SU.HUMOR) ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Igor Belyakov (2:5030/133) * Area : DALE.NEWS (DALE.NEWS) * From : Lenik Terenin, 2:5061/1 (27 Feb 94 03:28) * To : All * Subj : Читаю я почту пpо Гуся и вижу .... ;) ============================================================================= Hi, All! Ultrasound Daily Digest Volume 1 : Issue 3 Forwarded message: From: Teresa Lynn Moore <tmoore> To: epacini Subject: Sexy chain letter... Not my idea...sorry. Cc: cmarcum, jpark2, jruiz, mnovales, ni2274 This paper has been sent to you for good luck. The original has been worn out from having passed throught the hands of so many people. It has travelled around the world 69 times (dear reader: Please help keep this count current. If this letter falls into your hands after just completing one complete circuit around the world, please add one to the count.) The luck has now been sent to you. You will experience great sex within four days of recieving this letter, provided you send it on! Since the copy must tour theworld, you must make twenty copies and send them to others. This is no joke! Send no money. Send copies to people who need to get laid within 96 hours! After he passed this on, a Montana Spinach control officer,got his penis caught in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series of orgasms in his life! John Elliot tried to pick up a prostitute, but since he broke the chain, he was picked up by the police instead. When they searched his home they found pictures of little boys, which they showed all his neighbors. In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray's trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51 days after failing to circulate this letter. However, before this happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one. (was this the consolation prize?) Do note the following: Hebert Pudstrom recieved the chain in 1953. He asked his secretary to send twenty copies out. A few days later, he encountered her in a red-light district, making more than he had ever paid her at work. General George Patton, who sent the letter on, saw what he thought was a qharter in the street. When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a mini-skirt walked by and he got a great view. His aide, Colonel] Roger Bumswiver, who did not pass on the letter, tried to pick up a similar object, but was fucked up the ass by a desperate gay when he bent over. Heywood Daddit, and unemployed chicken choker, recieved the letter and forgot it had to leave his hands within 96 hours. His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never returned. Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed twenty copies. A few days later, he got a wife and realized that his old wife had made love to him like a dead salmon for all these years! Alan Fairchild recieved the letter, and not believing it, threw it away. Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch. In 1987, a young woman in Texas receiving it, and barely able to read it, didn't realize she had to send it within 96 hours. She promised herself she would retype the letter and send twenty copies later, but put it aside for awhile. She was plagued with problems such as Herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempt to find Mr. Right in singles bars. After the 96 hours, she finally sent out the copies and found a man with a 10-inch penis. You must send out 20 copies within 96 hours of receiving this letter. Those who do, will find their love-lives more fullfilling. Those who do not, will find their lives doomed with one-night stands with mechanical devices. Enjoy! ------------------------------ End of Ultrasound Daily Digest V1 #3 ****************************** ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel --- GoldED 2.42.1219 * Origin: И буду я московским хабом, подpуга веpная моя (pоманс) (2:5020/35.1)
