Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 18 Feb 94 09:55:02 Subj : for HUMOR.FILTERED -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Forwarded by Mikel Lavrentyev (2:5020/35.1) * Area : net_main (*****: netmail (main)) * From : Alexander Skorohodow, 5020/182.11 (13 Feb 94 20:53) * To : Mikel Lavrentyev, 5020/35.1 * Subj : for HUMOR.FILTERED ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Originally to 2:5020/35 The Hacker's Song by Dave Touretzky and Don Libes (with no apologies whatsoever to Monty Python) I'm a hacker and I'm okay. I work all night and I sleep all day. I wrote some hacks in APL, each on a single line. They're mutually recursive, and run in n-squared time! (chorus:) Oh, he's a hacker and he's okay. He works all night and he sleeps all day. I'm a hacker and I'm okay. I work all night and I sleep all day. I wrote two hacks in MACRO, with UUOs galore. One plays Nim on the console lights, while the other zeros core! (chorus) I wrote a hack in Snobol, with FORTRAN subroutines, It spits out trashy stories, for ladies' magazines! (chorus) I wrote some hacks in InterLisp, they barely fit in core. The swapper thrashed its guts out, So now it runs no more. (chorus) I wrote a hack in microcode, with a goto on each line, it runs as fast as Superman, but not quite every time! (chorus) I wrote some hacks in Ada, and still can't run them yet, Do you suppose we'll see that day? On it, I wouldn't bet! (chorus) I wrote a hack for UNIX While it was still in vogue. It knows the tricks to pacman, and plays mean games of rogue! (chorus) I wrote some hacks, distributed, across our neat gateway. Each one of its 10 functions kills RIG in a different way! (chorus) I wrote some hacks in Mlisp, to edit files of root. It writes them back no-execute, And now it won't reboot! (chorus) I wrote some hacks to manage jobs with PLITS and IPC. Its very first activity, was firing the faculty! (chorus) I wrote some hacks with P and V to synchronize my life. Now I can't use the bathroom, I'm deadlocked with my wife! (chorus) I wrote a hack (in theory), it may not ever halt. But if it does, just watch out... [Fatal Error: Infinite Page Fault] (chorus) I wrote a hack with hough transforms for our folks at DoD. It'll guide their fancy missiles, to Washington, D.C. I'm a hacker and I'm okay, I work all night and I sleep all day. I'll have a system of my own someday, that'll run my code in a hacked-up way. --- GoldED 2.41+ + Origin: Плох тот юзер, который не хочет стать Роном Двайтом (2:5020/182.11) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel --- GoldED 2.42.1219 * Origin: Господи, как умиpать надоело... (2:5020/35.1)
