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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 15 Feb 94 09:16:04 Subj : "Random Access Humor" tagline collection -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Forwarded by Mikel Lavrentyev (2:5020/35.1) * Area : net_main (*****: netmail (main)) * From : Nicolas Rodionov, 2:5030/25 (13 Feb 94 13:36) * To : Mikel Lavrentyev, 5020/35.1 * Subj : "Random Access Humor" tagline collection ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Originally to 2:5020/35 Здpавcтвуйте, любезный Mikel! Давно у меня валяется небольшая коллекция таглайнов, вытащенных их журнала "RAH". Hекоторые из них меня просто добивают, если понравится, можешь сунуть в H.F - - - - cut here Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show? A fool and his money are my two favorite people. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes. STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in." Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO. GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error. Next time you wave, use all your fingers. The only perfect science is hindsight. He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. ROM wasn't built in a day. But soft, what bird through yonder window breaks? A procrastinator's work is never done. Welcome to Westworld, where nothing can go wornggg... Never judge a book by its movie. "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" - Worf "Captain, I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage." Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but... My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights. A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight. If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it. "My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey WWhhaatt ddooeess dduupplleexx mmeeaann?? I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one. AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes. Oh sure! But what's the speed of dark? Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated. If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass. I was the next door kid's imaginary friend. Don't walk through the screen door, you might strain yourself. If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines... A dirty book is seldom dusty. Fish are so hard to toilet train. Lawyers: the larval form of politicians. I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared. And they shall plow their swords into beach chairs. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone shorts. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? Creditors have much better memories than debtors. The upper crust is just a bunch of crumbs clinging together. If you hear an onion ring, please answer it! If you stand up to be counted someone will take your seat. Pollytheism n.; the belief that God is a parrot. If you ain't Moslem, you ain't Shiite. Here I sit, in a tizzy - all my favorite boards are busy. I'm not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon. I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it? What fools these morals be? "Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet." I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice. Psst, your file is open. Computer illiteracy? You mean my computer's supposed to READ? Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) Apathy error: Don't bother striking any key. Will that be cache or chkdsk? Ignorance is temporary; Stupidity lasts forever!!! The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. You've got to hand it to the IRS. If not, they'll come and take it. If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille. We all live in a yellow subroutine. Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more information. How come wrong numbers are never busy? We secretly replaced the dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.. Editing is a rewording activity. File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars... - - - - cut here Ину! Nicolas, Sunday February 13 1994, 13:36 ■ Get out of my life! --- NakED 2.42.G1219+ + Origin: Dirty Deeds,St.Petersburg,Russia,(812)271-7227,00-09 MSK (2:5030/25) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel --- GoldED 2.42 beta, unregistered * Origin: А тепеpь аpесты. И танцы. Тpактиp все-таки. (fidonet 2:5020/35.1)
