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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 14 Feb 94 22:11:00 Subj : for humor.filtered -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Ivan Grigoriev (2:5020/28.50) * Area : SU.VIRUS (Пpо виpусы) * From : BrainFix, 2:5030/25 (Воскресенье Февраля 13 1994 03:33) * To : Vitaly Lunyov * Subj : Send help ============================================================================= Symptom error, no change requests were processed. > %HELP Here's some help about how you can use BrainFix to change your brain areas. You just have to write a message to 'BrainFix' and tell BrainFix what he has to do for you. Example: Msg : 13 of 23 Uns Pvt Loc K/s From : Vitaly Lunyon 2:5025/9 Fri 13 Jan 98 06:30 To : BrainFix 2:5025/9 Subj : SYMPTOMS <- Your symptoms ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOUSE.OF.FUN <- Add (link) area PSYCHIATRIST -BRAIN <- Remove (unlink) area THINKING.* <- Add all areas beginning with THINK. -I.?????.STRICTLY.* <- Remove all areas that match this pattern %RESCAN <- Rescan following area(s) and add if area(s) is/are not linked yet AAAAAAAARGH %DAYS 7 <- Rescan only memories not older than 7 days MEMORIES %MSGS 100 <- Rescan at most 100 bends BENDS * <- Add all areas available for you -* <- Remove all linked areas %FROM NAPOLEON <- Perform changes as if they were made by the specified patient (remote maintenance) This must be given at the FIRST line in a request message ! %QUERY <- Ask for your active areas %INFO <- Ask for general information %LIST <- List available areas %UNLINKED <- List available areas to which you are currently not linked %AVAIL <- List all areas that are available at this system's uplinks %PAUSE <- If you go to holiday you can stop thinking at all for that time without manually removing each area with '-AREANAME'. %RESUME <- Switch thinking ON again. %NOTE <- Leave comment to sysop %COMPRESS LHA <- Change your doctor eg. to LHA %COMPRESS ? <- Send a list of available doctors %PWD password <- Change your BrainFix symptom %PKTPWD password <- Change your BrainMail password %HELP <- BrainFix will send you this help. Instead of %QUERY, %INFO, %LIST, %UNLINKED, %AVAIL and %RESCAN, you can also specify '-Q', '-I' , '-L', '-U', '-A' and '-R' as flags after the password. Example: password -Q -L -A > -+- Maximus 2.00 Verification failed. Brain damage cannot be recovered. > + Origin: Medtest (2:5025/9) Contact your sysop to... No, never contact your sysop, contact some other sysop. -+- Confmail External Areafix Chat Utility v1.00/b + Origin: Dirty Deeds,St.Petersburg,Russia,(812)271-7227,00-09MSK (2:5030/25) ============================================================================= How d'you do Mikel! With best wishes! /Ivan --- Lost On The Way + Origin: -*- Ой, до чего жизнь забавна! Иногда. -*- (2:5020/28.50) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel --- GoldED 2.42 beta, unregistered * Origin: А тепеpь аpесты. И танцы. Тpактиp все-таки. (fidonet 2:5020/35.1)
