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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 12 Feb 94 13:26:00 Subj : Раз пошла такая пьянка... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Forwarded by Mikel Lavrentyev (2:5020/35.1) * Area : net_main (*****: netmail (main)) * From : Michael Krelin, 5020/182.14 (10 Feb 94 04:01) * To : Mikel Lavrentyev, 5020/35.1 * Subj : Раз пошла такая пьянка... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Mikel! Почитал я тут *.filtered про VAX Rhapsody и вспомнил (да и не забывал), что сам я этим летом сделал примерно то же самое. Думаю - может и их профильтровать? К сожалению, один из моих шедевров (Modemian Rhapsody) был безвозвратно утерян и потому восстановлен не в лучшем виде. Hу так вот они: Teo Torriate (Let Us Link Together) // Originally by Queen (May) Eight-None-One It's byte of data bits with no parity The same file goes The same noise shows Some problems came from static electricity Link is gone... MNP Can hang you up, but no can give you guarrantee Please this file close Because noise grows Please call me late at night and send me source in C Take some tea... Let us link together as the years go by Oh modem, modem In the quiet of the night Let our carrier always be Let us never lose the files we have sent Teo Torriatte kohomama iko Aisuruhito yo Shizukana yoi ni Hikario tomoshi Itoshiki oshieo idaki Nighttime line The line that you can dream of when you're calling me The nights grow long But dreams live on Just close your pretty files and type ATDP... Clear line... Teo Torriatte kohomama iko Aisuruhito yo Shizukana yoi ni Hikario tomoshi Itoshiki oshieo idaki Line is clear Don't think that I'm a jerk and have nothing to send Can't you hear Remove comment From 'while' Compile This file With BC... Let us link together as the years go by Oh modem, modem In the quiet of the night Let our carrier always be Let us never lose the files we have sent Modemian Rhapsody // Originally by Queen (Mercury) Is this the TeleMate Is this just Borland C Stuck in a bad line No escape from reality Open this file Lookup if it's .pas or .c I'm just a poor byte, I need no MNP - Because if link is fast, link is slow, Carrier high, DTR low, Anyway the file goes, nothing's really sending to me (to me) Mama, I've just killed the mail, Plugged modem and tried to send, Pulled it out and now it's dead, Mama, Link has just begun, But now it's gone - I've thrown it all away! Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make that noise - If I won't ACK again this block tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing's really sending... Too late, time limit up, Got the virus in the game - Letters falling down like rain Logoff everybody - It's time for mail, Gotta leave you all behind - please, call again... Mama, ooh, I don't like this noise, Sometimes wish I'd never connect at all (And nothing's really sending...) I've lost this twenty clusters during file transfer, Noisy Line! Noisy Line! Will you send me file or no?! You use SpeeDisk or no - Your typing rate is slow for me! MultiEdit, MultiEdit, MultiEdit, MultiEdit, Multiedit six-point-o (Connect again!!) I am just poor byte, nobody sends me He's just a poor byte from the poor file on disk Split him in bits and remove MSB X-Modem is very slow, Z-Modem is good I know... Hangup now! So, Will you send file or no? Rate is low... Hangup now! But speed is very low, do you know? Hangup now! Transfer is very slow, do you know? Line is very slow, do you know? I've told you years ago - line is slow! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia, so slow! This is new game, crack it open, if you please, for me (for me, for me) So you think you can hang me and leave me to die, So you think you can leave me and play all the time, Oh, Baby! Can't do this to me baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here... Nothing's really sending, Anyone can see, Nothing's really sending... Nothing's really sending - to me... In the way the file goes... Best Regards, Michael. --- GoldED 2.42.A0701+ + Origin: Козрыная отчебуцца - и ты победитель! (2:5020/182.14) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel --- GoldED 2.42 beta, unregistered * Origin: А тепеpь аpесты. И танцы. Тpактиp все-таки. (fidonet 2:5020/35.1)
