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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 29 Jan 94 22:36:52 Subj : Warranty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Forwarded by Mikel Lavrentyev (2:5020/35.1) * Area : net_main (*****: netmail (main)) * From : Harry Bush, 2:51/2 (28 Jan 94 12:53) * To : Mikel Lavrentyev, 5020/35.1 * Subj : Warranty ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Originally to 2:5020/35 Hello Mikel! That's for HUMOR.FILTERED, if suitable. Best wishes, Harry Friday January 28 1994 12:51 --------------------------------------------------------------- S e c u r e F i l e S y s t e m Copyright Peter C.Gutmann, 1993 [...doc text skipped...] Warranty -------- 1. Customer Obligations 1.1. Customer assumes full responsibility that this program meets the specifications, capacity, capabilities, and other requirements of said customer, and agrees not to bother the author if the program does not perform as expected, or performs other than expected, or does not perform at all. 1.2. Customer assumes full responsibility for any deaths or injuries that may result from the normal or abnormal operation of this program. In the event of casualties exceeding 1000 persons or property damage in excess of $10 million, customer agrees that he or she has stolen the program and we didn't even know he or she had it. 1.3. Customer agrees not to say bad things about the program or the author to anyone claiming to be from "60 Minutes". 2. Very Limited Warranty and Conditions of Sale 2.1. For a period of 90 minutes, commencing from the time you first thought about getting this program, we warrant that this program may or may not be free of any manufacturing defects. It will be replaced during the warranty period upon payment of an amount equal to the original purchase price plus $10.00 for handling. This warranty is void if the program has been examined or run by the user, or if the manual has been read. 2.2. This program is sold on an AS WAS basis. The author makes no warranty that it is, in fact, what we say it is in our propaganda, or that it will perform any useful function. We have no obligation whatsoever other than to provide you with this fine disclaimer. 2.3. Some countries do not allow limitations as to how long an implied warranty lasts, so we refuse to imply anything. 2.4. There is an extremely small but nonzero chance that, through a process known as "tunnelling", this program may spontaneously disappear from its present location and reappear at any random place in the universe, including your neighbours computer system. The author will not be responsible for any damages or inconvenience that may result. 3. Limitation of Liability 3.1. We have no liability or responsibility to the customer, the customers agents, our creditors, your creditors, or anyone else. --------------------------------------------------------------- --- GoldEd/2 2.42.G1219+ BT-2.50EE E3-32 OS/2 + Origin: Harry Bush (Team OS/2) Harry@castle.riga.lv (2:51/2) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel --- GoldED 2.42 beta, unregistered * Origin: Купюpа в 13 тысяч встpечается довольно pедко (fidonet 2:5020/35.1)
