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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Boris Paleev 2:5020/113 21 Sep 94 12:11:26 Subj : [comp.sys.amiga.misc,...] INTEL WILL STOP MAKING CHIPS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113) * Area : ALT.HUMOR.BEST-OF-USENET (ALT.HUMOR.BEST-OF-USENET) * From : RSF@mother.idx.com, 2:50/128 (Monday September 12 1994 00:56) * To : All * Subj : [comp.sys.amiga.misc,...] INTEL WILL STOP MAKING CHIPS ============================================================================= @news.spb.su @KremlSun @relcom @kiae @phantom @gate.phantom.ru 2:50/128.0@fidonet X-RealName: Rob Freundlich Followup-To: alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d Approved: best@cc.ysu.edu Originator: doug@unix1.cc.ysu.edu Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc,comp.sys.intel Subject: INTEL WILL STOP MAKING CHIPS From: teler@bagel.cs.huji.ac.il (Eyal Teler) In an earth shattering announcement, Intel said it will stop producing computer chips as of this September. It will instead start producing a new line of computer fries. A company spokesman said "Intel has always been an innovator, as our x86 CPU line clearly demonstrates. Now we have leapfrogged the entire industry by introducing what may well be the most important invention of the century." Computers incorporating the new line of fries will now be marked by a "Filet Inside" logo. Indeed all such computers will come with a slice of cooked fish inside. "People have said in the past that some of our processor chips are hot enough to cook on. This is indeed a feature, and our new fries line will take full advantage of this," said Intel's spokesman. The first in the series of fries will be the Aquarium. This replacement to the Pentium has the advantage of having enough space to put a fish on it. In addition all new Intel fries will have a built-in FPU, or Food Processing Unit. "In the past there were always cases when the CPU wasn't fast enough for the application, and people had to go and make a cup of coffee while waiting for the computer. With our new fries this will no longer be necessary. Now, when the CPU is busy working, the user will be able to open the machine, and a hot cup of coffee will already be waiting for him." More information on this new "Filet and Fries" initiative will be posted as soon as it becomes available. -- Postings to alt.humor.best-of-usenet reflect what the submittor considers to be the best in usenet humor, and the poster is responsible for the content. The moderator removes duplicates, copyrighted material, posts without headers, but does not drop articles based on content. See the group charter for more info. Sigs may be truncated. Moderator address: best@cc.ysu.edu === + Origin: best of usenet humor (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= Hello All! Best regards, Boris --- Ручка шариковая, цена 2.42.G0614+ * Origin: Minas Anor (2:5020/113)
