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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 29 Aug 94 12:11:04 Subj : TOP 20 ENGINEERS' TERMINO - 4 hf? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Forwarded by Anatoly Korsakoff (2:5015/6) * From : Jeff Hancock, 3:771/170 (Wednesday July 06 1994 02:05) * To : All * Subj : TOP 20 ENGINEERS' TERMINO ============================================================================= This message was from DIAGNOSTICS AND SELF TEST to ALL, originally in conference FUNNY and was forwarded to you by JEFF HANCOCK. ------------------------- Subject: TOP 20 ENGINEERS' TERMINOLOGIES From: kovalsky@sys2.ped.pto.ford.com (Diagnostics and Self Test Calibration Section) Keywords: smirk, engineering Lines: 39 I found this posted at work. We don't REALLY work like this... Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still pissing in the wind. 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college. 3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame. 4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It works OK, but looks very hi-tech. 5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered. 6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch. 7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised that the stupid thing works. 8. THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person who understood the thing quit. 9. IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless. 10. WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now. 11. PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL - Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up. 12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done. 13. GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION - I can't wait to hear this bull! 14. SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS - Come into my office, I'm lonely. 15. ALL NEW - Parts not interchangeable with the previous design. 16. RUGGED - Too damn heavy to lift! 17. LIGHTWEIGHT - Lighter than RUGGED. 18. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - One finally worked. 19. ENERGY SAVING - Achieved when the power switch is off. 20. LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken. -- -=- rfmail 0.3.9 + Origin: Bonafido Usenet <====> Fido Gateway. (3:771/170.0) ============================================================================= Hello Mikel! 4 hf? Anatoly -+- GoldED/2 2.42.G0214+ + Origin: 2:5015/6 (2:5015/6) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel --- GoldED 2.42.1219 * Origin: authorized Arvid dealer, инфоpмация по запpосу (2:5020/35.1)
