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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 12 Aug 94 13:37:20 Subj : A little humour... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello All. I think, this message from area COMP.OS.OS2.ADVOCACY seems to be interesting: --------------------------- Start Cut ------------------------- From : peakea@kits.sfu.ca, 2:50/128 (10 Aug 94 22:08) To : All Subj : A little humour... --------------------------------------------------------------- X-RealName: Christopher Toren Peake Summary: A joke. Keywords: MS JOKE SEATTLE A little joke I came across on a local jokes list, enjoy: A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board into Seattl airport. There is fog so thick that visability is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are *very* nervous. At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: "Hi, where am I?" The solitary office worker replies: "You're in an airplane." The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it. "Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just 5 miles away on a course of 87 degrees!" Any questions? Chris Peake peakea@sfu.ca Simon Fraser University PS. To give credit, Michael Smolinski (smolinski@sfu.ca) originally posted this joke in our maillist. Where he got it from is beyond me. ^-^ $ MolchiGin: Simon Fraser University (2:50/128.0@fidonet) --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- Dmitry --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32)
