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From : Boris Paleev                        2:5020/113      12 Aug 94  10:45:00
Subj : [alt.folklore.computers] Re: computers in Art                           
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* Forwarded by Boris Paleev (2:5020/113)
* Area : ALT.HUMOR.BEST-OF-USENET (ALT.HUMOR.BEST-OF-USENET)
* From : tomv@vismag.limmat.net.ch, 2:50/128 (Monday August 08 1994 15:20)
* To   : All
* Subj : [alt.folklore.computers] Re: computers in Art
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From: marcusd@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: computers in Art

In article <30178p$9bl@owl.csrv.uidaho.edu>, evans861@raven.csrv.uidaho.edu
(Evans Darrell J) writes:

> I need info on computers in Art.
>
>

1) Take a large sheet of art board.
2) Paint it your favourite colour (blue?).
3) Cover board with contact adhesive.
4) Take one computer running any MS-Windows application.
5) Stand computer in middle of board and switch on.
6) Switch on computer and start application.
7) Prepare sledge hammer.
8) Wait for protection fault.
9) Perform immediate system shutdown with sledge hammer.
10) Wait for glue to dry.
11) Call Tate Gallery.
12) Send me 10%

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Hello All!


Best regards, Boris

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