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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Dmitry Zavalishin 2:5020/32 08 Aug 94 17:24:00 Subj : Re: Stupid UNIX Tricks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello All. I think, this message from area L.DZ seems to be interesting: --------------------------- Start Cut ------------------------- From : Alex Ivlev, 2:5002/2.1 (06 Aug 94 19:46) To : Dmitry Zavalishin Subj : Re: Stupid UNIX Tricks --------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================================= * Лежало в BRN.GENERAL письмецо (Суббота Август 06 1994 21:18) * от Pavel Kazakov (2:5002/11) к All (2:5002/2) * про Re: Stupid UNIX Tricks * Лежало и никого не трогало. Hо тут пришел Alex Ivlev (2:5002/2.1), * схватил его и притащил сюда. Вот. ============================================================================= ============================================================================= * Hекто ibaker@nermal.santarosa.edu с адреса 2:50/128 в Понедельник Август 01 * 1994 в 08:03 писал к All, а я, Pavel Kazakov, взял да нажал пару кнопок, * чтобы все могли узнать о Re: Stupid UNIX Tricks ============================================================================= X-RealName: Ian Baker This was posted here before. I found it on the local gopher. Subject: C-Shell Article 17 of alt.folklore.computers: % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. % \\(- (-: Command not found. % sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create -+- + Origin: Santa Rosa Junior College, Santa Rosa, CA (2:50/128.0@fidonet) ============================================================================= [skip] ============================================================================= Пpиветствую Вас, Dmitry! 4 h.f ? Best regards, Alex ^-^ GoldEd 2.42.G0214+ $ MolchiGin: -=■■■ Technological Mind, +357-FAR-AWAY ■■■=- (2:5002/2.1) --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- Dmitry --- * Origin: Silent Infinity Surrounds Your Mind (2:5020/32)
