Архив конференции Fidonet HUMOR.FILTERED,
нагло упертый мной с http://hf.kru.to/
(координатор - Евгений Плисс), и переведенный в html :-)
- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : serge terekhov 2:5000/13 10 Jan 94 19:37:50 Subj : from very old USENET signatures... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NSA food>terrorist DES RSA KGB cocaine cryptography RSA TEMPEST fnord Hail Eri "Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear-view mirror." - Sam Hurt, in "Eyebeam, Therefore I Am" All of this material is copyrighted. Integration of any of it into your consciousness without express written permission from the author is punishible by immediate confiscation of the offending neurons. "Zen can make you help other people, or, failing that, at least get them off your back." Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integrel polytheism is beyond the scope of this article.) Disclaimer: "Hey! I just plugged the damn thing in. It started smoking on its own!" You see, wire telegraph is a kind of very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. --- Albert Einstein, explaining how radio works. Disclaimer: Until they pay me for them, my opinions are my own. Call for prices. "`The Guide says there is an art to flying,' said Ford,`or at least a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.' He smiled weakly." This is the obligatory disclaimer of everything. (Including but not limited to: typos, spelling, diction, logic, and nuclear war) "God so loved the world that he made up his mind to damn a large majority of the human race" "Law" is the name given to a collection of rules describing how to act with people that do not follow the law. Unix is a philosophy, not an operating system. Especially the latter. Disclaimer: He was already dead when I got there. "People are interesting. Some people are attracted to the opposite sex. Some people are attracted to the same sex. And some people are attracted to large trees." - Peter Gabriel "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornefull tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less." SONG: "You have a right to say NO[Drugs]!" WIFE: "Does that mean I have a right to say YES!?" --- msgedsq 2.0.5 * Origin: Sprite's mail * Bink/+ home * Novosibirsk, RU (2:5000/13)
