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- HUMOR.FILTERED ---------------------------------------------- HUMOR.FILTERED - From : Mikel Lavrentyev 2:5020/35.1 02 Aug 94 20:36:14 Subj : Re: I havent thought of one yet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4 H.f.? :-) Best wishes, Harry Tuesday August 02 1994 02:08 * From Area: CASTLE.ALT.IRC (CASTLE.ALT.IRC) * Friday July 29 1994 from khuon@Aero.UND.NoDak.Edu to All: X-RealName: Jake [WinterHawk] Khuon @Organization: University of North Dakota; Grand Forks, ND [...] > Natasha Ivonna Grey wrote: > : cf. this isn't my post, i don't use anon.penet.fi, > : they're lamE nas you S.A....or is that P.R.? (which is > : worse). > : valeriE on a modem! 96000 baud! :):):) > Hmm...must be them new french modems.... v.dontexist standard. > and here i thought my 14.4k was pretty recent. You sir are behind the times! The 96Kbaud modems are here and they're not only available in that great of land rationed fresh water but also within the continental United States. That's right, currently being offered for a limited time only by the FCC (Fantasy Cybernetics Corporation), these babies will provide you with a max throughput off 384Kbps!!! Here's an excerpt from the FCC promotional pamphlet... Announcing the the new 96Kbaud FCC NetFlamer FAX/PsionicsModem utilising the V.69bs data protocol. Some notable features of these brand new wonders of high tech DCE ingenuity are: [*] LLAMA error correction will allow you to connect in an error-free environment even from the tops of mountains that don't have phonelines. [*] V.69bs (bullshit) data compression allows for throughputs up to an amazing 384,000bps even over cluttered Psychic-Friends Connections due to an enhanced Cockswell datapump. [*] Built in FAX/Telepathy capability means you can transmit documents directly to someone's head. In conjunction with the newly released Termite 3.0 (Mac Quadra700 users only), you can now also retrieve information directly from the brain of another human being without them even knowing. Purchaser must show proper expired University of California - San Diego identification. [*] Innovative case (external model only) measures approximately 17" in length and oblong in shape. [*] Extended AT command and S-register set is now compliant with the ISO 6667 standards regarding NetSex. [*] Multinational power supply allows you to operate in such foreign lands as France (also known as the homeland of the Coneheads). [*] Built in spelling scrambler allows you to send encrypted messages with multiple spelling errors that practically no one can decipher. [*] Automatic ircII script detection and uuencode capability. Will also repeatedly submit multiple copies to your NNTPserver in an attempt to correct any correct any previously incomplete postings. [*] Special storage compartment for a Glock 23 autopistol (9mm versions only) makes this one of the finest self-protection modems on the market. Of course there are many more features that are too extensive to list... The FCC brings this whole communications package to you for a low introductory price of only [price deleted due to constraints on posting advertisements from an .Edu site]!!! Order yours today by posting your credit card number, expiration date, name, address, phone number, age, sexual preference, and gender to either this newsgroup or (comp.os.coherent). Note - the above information will be considered property of the FCC, to be used solely for official business by our Vice President of Sales and Distribution, Byron Ng. > -- > N. Decker Mississippi State University > nad1@Ra.MsState.Edu Bite @ Irc > ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Wintr "I've memorised The 'OK' Soda Manifesto" Hawk /*=========================================================================+ | Jake [WinterHawk] Khuon | |\\ |\\ A E R O S P A C E | | khuon@Aero.UND.NoDak.Edu |__| \\|/University of North Dakota | |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| | USAF F-15E Strike Eagle : : "When it absolutely | | by | _ | positively has to be | | McDonnell - Douglas |____(.)____| destroyed overnight.." | | -------------------<[ /( . )\\ ]>------------------- | | +|+ *-([_]=--+--=[_])-* +|+ | | O *' ! O `* O | |-------------------------------------------------------------------------| | (c) Copyright 1994, Flying Fuzzheads Pilots Association. | | All rights reserved. | +=========================================================================*/ -+- + Origin: Castle's fidogate. (2:5100/128.0@fidonet) -+- GoldEd/2 2.42.G0614+ + Origin: Damogran, secret home of the Heart of Gold (2:51/2) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel --- GoldED 2.42.1219 * Origin: authorized Arvid dealer, инфоpмация по запpосу (2:5020/35.1)
